Fan-Fiction: A Love Story II

Fan-Fiction: A Love Story II – Cortex Strikes Back

The Rainbow Bridge of Friendship was awash with fighting, making it difficult for Frodo to weave in between all the combatants and get to safety. He had to protect it at all costs! An explosion rocked the bridge, causing him to trip; Optimus Prime had just been shot by Cobra Commander, and the weight of his enormous body toppling over had shook the entire structure. Frodo picked himself up and continued running. He had made it onto the Friendly side of the fighting, and was quickly taken aside by Wolverine.
"DO YA STILL HAVE IT BUB?!" He yelled over the fighting.
"YES! IT'S SAFE! I NEED TO GO TO THE COUNCIL!" Frodo screamed back.
"HAGRID WILL TAKE YA THERE! I'M NEEDED ON THE FRONTLINES...BUB!"
As if by magic, Hagrid suddenly appeared in Sirius Black's bike.
" 'ELLO THERE LAD! 'OP IN!" He bawled at Frodo, who complied.
As they left Wolverine to lead another charge, Frodo clutched his coat pocket tightly.
"I just hope it's...not too late...augh."

Meanwhile, Harry was still driving towards the Portal of Fantasia, which was located in Disneyland, obv, in the Batmobile. He thought briefly of Edward, and hoped that he was alright. Just thinking about him gave him a massive hard-on, so he put the Batmobile on autopilot and started jacking it because it's my story and I can do whatever I like you haters. After he finished he arrived at Castle Disney, where Mickey Mouse was waiting for him.
"Gee Harry, it's sure good that ya came haha. Fantasia needs your power now more than ever haha." He said with a degree of urgency.
"No doubt" Harry replied, looking totally sweet and badass in his Batman suit, "Lead me to the portal room."
"Right this way haha."
They both made their way to the Portal Room, located at the top of the castle. Mickey put on his wizard hat and performed the incantations that opened the portal. Harry strode towards it before Mickey grabbed his arm.
"Harry, please be careful haha!"
"Don't worry...I WILL."

Frodo was rushed by Hagrid into the Council Chambers, where the Council of Wondrous Friendship awaited him. The Council consisted of Dumbledore, Gandalf, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Superman, Liam Neeson, Jean Grey, Cloud from Final Fantasy VII and probably some gay anime character like, I dunno, what's the orange ninja kid called, Naruto, is that it, yeah him, whatever, I mean, ahem, NARUTO who is like so totally kawaaaiiiiii...
Anyway, Frodo was face to face with the Council; it was Dumbledore who spoke first.
"Come forward ringbearer; come and give us the treasure."
Frodo tentatively crept forward and placed the One Ring onto the table. There was an audible gasp.
"The legends are true!" said Superman.
"I cannot believe it to be real!" exclaimed Obi-Wan.
"I suck cock" agreed Naruto.
Gandalf stood and silenced them all.
"Yes, the One Ring DOES exist, and its power will enable us to defeat the Evil Forces once and for all."
There was a sigh from the other end of the room; it was Cloud, being an emo faggot.
"Oh really? And what so called POWER does this little RING have?" He said with contempt.
Liam Neeson spoke: "It contains the power to summon the Nine Dragonballs which will call forth mighty Luck Dragon Falcor, and not the power to make the bearer invisible despite what the books say."
Everyone nodded in solemn agreement, even Cloud. Finally, Dumbledore spoke.
"Then it is decided, we shall summon the Luck Dragon. Come, to the Ritual Room!"

But just as everyone stood, there was a huge explosion. The Council were thrown forward by the blast. When the smoke cleared, standing in the hole in the wall was...SNAPE!