Fan-Fiction: A Love Story III

Fan-Fiction: A Love Story III - Revenge of the Sith

A bright flash of light blinded Harry momentarily as he emerged from the portal. As his sight started to return, the sounds of conflict deafened him. He could vaguely see the outlines of countless figures battling one another. Steeling his nerve, Harry charged headlong into the fray; he needed to get to the Rainbow Bridge of Friendship and activate his power. He was shortly met by Wario and Starscream, who blocked his path.
"LORD MEGATRON WILL RAPE ME IF I DON'T KILL YOU BOY!" Starscream yelled.
"WAH-HAH!" agreed Wario.
Harry screamed 'Flipendo!' and swung Mjolnir at both enemies, hurtling them away for miles. With them out of the way, Harry continued his advance towards the Bridge.

Dumbledore got up slowly and yelled at Snape.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKER?!"
Snape laughed derisively, and answered "Isn't it obv, I'm betraying you and all the Council to serve the mighty Lord Megatron!"
"But why?" asked Gandalf, "We have never given you cause to betray us. Why would you want to destroy all that is good?"
"Oh please" Snape retorted, "This isn't so simple as 'destroying all the good guys', my master has a plan for all of Fantasia; a GLORIOUS plan!"
Liam Neeson stared directly into Snape's lifeless, grey eyes.
"There is nowhere you can go that we won't find you. I will make it my mission to kill you."
"Oh shut it Qui-Gon!" Snape cried out, and in a flash of light fired a curse, hitting Liam Neeson squarely in the chest. He crumpled to the floor.
"LIAM!" Jean Gray yelled.
"SILENCE!" screamed Snape. "If anyone moves I will do the same to you!"
The entire Council stood still, until Cloud, who had been formulating a plan this entire time, acted on it.
"NARUTO DON'T MOVE OR HE'LL KILL YOU!" he said, pointing at him.
"Waitwhut?" asked Naruto, but it was too late.
"I SAID DON'T MOVE!" Snape yelled, and in another flash of light, Naruto lay on the ground dead.
"lol" whispered Cloud.
"Anyone else want to be a hero?" Snape asked.
"We are not the ones you should be afraid of my friend", said Obi-Wan calmly, "but I'm sure you'll find that out soon enough."
Snape laughed in a totally evil manner, and clicked his fingers. Apparating in front of him were Skeletor and Magneto.
"These fine gentlemen will keep you company," he said, "I am afraid I must be off."
And with that, he vanished.

Harry finally reached the Bridge, and saw the true magnitude of what he faced. The Forces of Good were losing badly against Megatron's legions. Seeing Luke Skywalker and Wolverine holding off a band of enemies, Harry ran towards them.
"HAI GUYZ!" he yelled at them.
Turning around, Luke smiled broadly.
"Harry, you made it!" he said.
"I told you I would." Harry replied.
"YEH, THIS IS ALL NICE AND ALL, BUT THESE GODDAMN CARE BEARS ARE OVERRUNNING US! DO SOMETHING BUB!" shouted Wolverine.
Nodding in agreement, Harry ran towards the middle of the Bridge, using Captain America's shield to batter his way through. Reaching the centre, Harry touched his Triforce scar and uttered the Incantation of Resplendent Light.
"Yu mo gui gwai fai di zao! Yu mo gui gwai fai di zao!"
His scar began to glow with white light; slowly, Harry started to levitate. Soon he was over the entire battlefield. Grasping Mjolnir, he held it aloft and screamed "I HAVE THE POWEEEEEEEEEEEER!"

A massive lightning bolt struck Harry, and created a huge shockwave of energy that swept throughout the battlefield. When the light had faded, Harry had transformed into his Ultimate Form; it was, like, basically him in his Quidditch Armour but with some really gay anime hair, you know, the kind that's all long and white and shit, yeah that, oh and the hammer and shield transformed into his Super Wand. Fucking sweeeet. Looking down at the tiny figures on the Bridge, Harry raised his wand and said 'Accio Firebolt!"
In almost an instant his broomstick appeared, but then Harry touched it with his wand and it transformed into a DragonOMG! The Firebolt was actually the spirit of a Dragon trapped inside a broomstick, and not just a really fast broom despite what the books said. Mounting his Dragon, Harry turned towards the Forces of Evil. Smiling, he flew towards them, leading the final charge in the Battle for Fantasia.

At a mountain in Russia, inside a dark cave, Edward was finishing his meeting with the Council of Vampires.
"Do you know what needs to be done then?" they asked him.
"Yes masters, I do" he replied, kneeling before them.
"Then go forth to Fantasia, and help fulfil the Chosen One's purpose."
Edward stood up and started to walk out of, before a voice stopped him.
"Oh, wait, you will have an accomplice with you. He will make sure you complete your task."
Edward turned round in a totally moody and cool way ohgodhemakesmehot and looked at the Council.
"And who is 'He'?"
Behind him there was a whooshing sound, and Edward could see something appear in the shadows of the cave. Whatever it was suddenly opened up, with bright light shining out from it. A figure made his way towards Edward, slowly appearing out of the shadows.

"Hello. I'm The Doctor..."

TO BE CONTINUED...