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Food Friends: Enter MarcoThe office was still. Nobody moved. Even the town seemed to stop all it's usual hustle and bustle. Everyone was watching the newcomer intently. Finally, he spoke. "What, you never seen a Jumping Bean before?" said the newcomer in a throaty Mexican accent. "I..I..I ah.." started Peter before he fell silent. "Peter, meet your new partner, Marco Gonzales" said the Chief. "I..he..y..I." "Hey" said Marco "you said this guy was a good speaker. Seems to me like he's just plain loco." There were a few giggles and titters around the room, but these died down instantly the moment Peter looked around with piercing eyeFood Friends: Enter Marco
in General Fiction on 6/17/07
Father Fiddle O'Riellyin Drawings on 3/31/07
Food Friends: Partner“Jesus Christ, what the hell were you thinking?!” It was four in the morning and Peter was sitting opposite the chief, who was berating him for his actions in The Narrow and on the motorway. “Well?” the chief asked again. “Well, if I’m being honest, I was thinking about three things. Want to know what they are?” “Shoot” said the chief, who had yelled at Peter a hundred times in the past that he no longer had it in him to stop Peter talking before the witty comebacks about his weight came flooding in. “Firstly, about how I’m going to get a new bike. Secondly, how I’m going to explain this to you. And thirdly, thatFood Friends: Partner
in General Fiction on 3/18/07
Food Friends: Smoke MansionThe room was dark, cold and very uninviting. To be honest, the whole house was too. The townsfolk tended to avoid the large, ominous mansion on 13th avenue. The fact that there was a 13 in the address of the house suggested that it was unlucky to go even near it, let alone step inside its halls. There had also been reports of people going missing, murders happening and screams in the dead of night. And yet, people swore they saw a silhouette of someone in the upper window, and that they heard mechanical sounds from deep underground. But the strangest thing was that there were running water pipes, gas pipes and a generator that all went to theFood Friends: Smoke Mansion
in General Fiction on 3/3/07
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- Emailgeneralhoratio@hotmail.com
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- Current Age: 16
- Current Residence: A resistance camp in the Amazon rainforest
- Interests: Gaming, writing, music, typical British buffoonery, acting (I am an ACTOOOOR, you know)
- Favourite movie: V for Vendetta, FF7 Advent Children, The Godfather, Demolition Man
- Favourite band or musician: David Bowie, Earth, wind and fire, Rammstein
- Favourite genre of music: Jazz, swing, big-band, rock, orchestral
- Favourite artist: David Lloyd, Chris Riddell
- Favourite poet or writer: Alan Moore or Phillip Reeve
- Favourite style or digital art: 3D or rendered art.
- Operating System: Windows XP!
- MP3 player of choice: Creative ZEN!
- Shell of choice: An armoured combat shell...or a ghost in the shell
- Wallpaper of choice: Preferably a humourous one.
- Skin of choice: BIONIC IMPLANTS!!!!
- Favourite game: Kingdom Hearts 2 & Final Fantasy 12
- Favourite gaming platform: PS2!!!!!! Then X-Box. Then Gamecube. And the Wii is ok I guess...
- Favourite cartoon character: HK-47 (I don't care if he's from a game he rocks!)
- Personal Quote: The jokes on you, you got malaria!
- Tools of the Trade: Photoshop, Powerpoint, Word 2003
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I will destroy you!! - Morbo the news alien
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Ever killed anyone Benjamin?
Not personally. I have people for that.
You missing out! It's like sex only there's a winner!
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Ever killed anyone Benjamin?
Not personally. I have people for that.
You missing out! It's like sex only there's a winner!
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Great scott!
its XIXXAXXXXXXX TIME!!!!
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so i herd u liek likwid snayk?
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Ever killed anyone Benjamin?
Not personally. I have people for that.
You missing out! It's like sex only there's a winner!
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Ever killed anyone Benjamin?
Not personally. I have people for that.
You missing out! It's like sex only there's a winner!
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"I'm wearing pajamas but I've gotta go out!"
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Ever killed anyone Benjamin?
Not personally. I have people for that.
You missing out! It's like sex only there's a winner!
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"I'm wearing pajamas but I've gotta go out!"
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Ever killed anyone Benjamin?
Not personally. I have people for that.
You missing out! It's like sex only there's a winner!
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(Grey Herons, Felines, Swans...)
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Ever killed anyone Benjamin?
Not personally. I have people for that.
You missing out! It's like sex only there's a winner!
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Ever killed anyone Benjamin?
Not personally. I have people for that.
You missing out! It's like sex only there's a winner!
so?? have you managed to see 300?
it was a gorgeous, breath-taking movie!
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(Grey Herons, Felines, Swans...)
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Nanook-a, no no,
Don't be a naughty Eskimo-wo-oh.
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Ever killed anyone Benjamin?
Not personally. I have people for that.
You missing out! It's like sex only there's a winner!
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Ever killed anyone Benjamin?
Not personally. I have people for that.
You missing out! It's like sex only there's a winner!
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your fischs need YOU![link]
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Ever killed anyone Benjamin?
Not personally. I have people for that.
You missing out! It's like sex only there's a winner!
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Pimp's in his crib, all's right with the world.
go on msn...
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Ever killed anyone Benjamin?
Not personally. I have people for that.
You missing out! It's like sex only there's a winner!
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Pimp's in his crib, all's right with the world.
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